他是我見過的最大的混蛋
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high school classmate. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提到他的高中同學。一位客人問他如果他是一個學生在某位副校長的同時。“當然是！”主人回答說。”他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎？”“類，”客人回答。”我媽媽上周六嫁給他。”
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