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• 英語幽默 -First In Heaven

  Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl...

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• 每日一笑(12.29)

  It's always me A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!" The...

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  外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹249：冰上釣魚(中英)

  A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.一個酒鬼打算...

  2018-11-01 英語笑話

• Debits and credits

  Debits and credits The old accountant retired after forty years, and on the top drawer of his desk they found a note that said： “debits in the columns toward the file cabinet. Credits in...

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• Shy Guy羞澀的男人

  　　A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now　he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course,　they dated abou...

  2018-11-19 英語笑話

• 我可以牽你的手嗎？

  Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes,a...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit28： Silly Doctor蠢醫生(雙語)

  Silly Doctor 蠢醫生A man went to see his doctor有一名男子去看他的醫生，because he was suffering from a miserable cold.因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。His doctor prescribed some pills,他的醫生開...

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• A Gentleman

  　　Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.　　The child...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• 在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里

  In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained...

  2018-11-30 英語笑話

• 指示牌說前有學校減速慢行

  Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School——Go slow".老師：怎么你每天早上上學都遲到？湯姆：每回我走到街角，就見...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話