外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹249：冰上釣魚(中英)
A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole.
一個酒鬼打算要去冰上垂釣，于是，他收拾好了用具到四處逛了逛，直到找到了一大塊冰。于是他在冰的中心開始鋸洞。
All of a sudden，a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice.”
突然之間，一個急速擴大的聲音從天空中傳來。“你不會在冰的下面找到魚的。”
The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks，"as I said before, there are no fish under the ice.”
這個酒鬼朝四周看了看，但是沒有人。他又開始鋸了起來。那個說話人的聲音又一次傳來:“我剛才已經說過了，冰的下面沒有魚。”
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish.
那個酒鬼又向四周從高處到低處的望了一番，但是，連一個人影也沒有看見。他又拿起了鋸繼續進行他的工作。
Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!”
就在他馬上要鋸斷冰面的時候，一聲巨大的喊叫聲打斷了他:“我現在第三次警告你，這下面沒有魚!”
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared，so he asks the voice，"how do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"
這個酒鬼神情慌張甚至覺得恐懼，于是他問了那個聲音:“你怎么知道這下面沒有魚?上帝呀，難道是你在警告我嗎?”
"No,” the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink.”
“不是，”那個聲音回答他:“我是這個冰球場的經理。”
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