外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹248：誰醉了？(中英)
On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.
在一個陽光明媚的周日午后，一個年長的英國紳士和他年幼的兒子一同坐在村莊的旅店里。父親沒有節制地大口喝著啤酒，并警告他的兒子如果放縱就會給你帶來痛苦。
"Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace.”
“永遠不要喝的太多，我的兒子。一個紳士在喝酒時會適可而止。喝醉了酒可是不太光彩啊。”
"Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"
“是的，爸爸。但是當我喝的有點過頭甚至喝醉了的時候我怎么才能知道呢?”
The old man pointed with his fingers.
這位年長的父親伸出手指指向一邊。
"Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you should see four men there .you would know that you were drunk.”
“你看見坐在角落的那兩個男人了嗎?如果你看見的是四個男人坐在那里，那你要意識到你是喝醉了。”
The boy looked long and eamestly, After a time in puzzled tones, he said: yes, father, but-but-there is only one man in that corner.”
那個男孩認真仔細的看了很久。過了一會之后，他用困惑的聲調說到:“是呀，爸爸，但是—但是—在那個角落里只有一個人呀!”
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