Police Joke(23)
A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over，walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack，bang on the side of the truck a few times，and then drive away. A couple of miles down the road the driver does the same thing. A few more miles，same thing. The trooper pulls the truck over and asks the driver to explain. The driver says，“Well，the load limit is ten tons，and I‘m carrying fifteen tons of parakeets，so I’ve got to keep some of them flying around.”
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/84875.html
相關文章
-
雙語 笑話 送出去還有的東西
What can Santa give away and still keep? Answer: a cold. 什么東西圣誕老人可以分送出去，自己卻也還留著？ 答案：感冒。 歡迎來論壇討論更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-...
2018-11-25 英語笑話 -
看笑話學英語07:Reached Shore Fast快速靠岸
聽笑話學英語:Reached Shore Fast快速靠岸A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. 在休倫湖釣完魚后，我的一個朋友開車拖著他的船回家。路上車壞了。He d...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
這是為你的葬禮準備的。
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his rema...
2018-11-29 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Zen 禪宗（雙語）
Sure, I'll attend the meeting on efficiency in our banking procedures ... Just have to stand here for a while observing this flower grow, bloom and whither and be a part of the great cycle o...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
爆笑英語幽默笑話精選38： I Wasn’t Listening我沒有聽（英漢雙語笑話）
38.I Wasn’t Listening38.我沒有聽Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”媽媽問正在讀書的女兒:“親愛的，你讀的是什么書?"...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
爆笑英語幽默笑話精選05：Prepare Yourself自己做好準備（英漢雙語笑話）
5.Prepare Yourself5.自己做好準備A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school....
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
Guaranteed visits 雙語笑話
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
英語幽默精讀【130】Wedding or Not
Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the countr...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
第1416期英語笑話 Where is the father?父親在哪兒？
英語笑話帶翻譯：兄弟倆正在看畫，畫中只有媽媽和孩子，沒有爸爸，于是哥哥大膽的猜測，畫是爸爸畫的，忘了把自己畫進去了。Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.兄弟倆在看一些...
2018-11-28 英語笑話
