雙語(yǔ) 笑話送出去還有的東西

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　　What can Santa give away and still keep?

　　Answer: a cold.

　　什么東西圣誕老人可以分送出去，自己卻也還留著？

　　答案：感冒。歡迎來(lái)論壇討論更多：

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