爆笑英語幽默笑話精選38： I Wasn’t Listening我沒有聽（英漢雙語笑話）
38.I Wasn’t Listening
38.我沒有聽
Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”
媽媽問正在讀書的女兒:“親愛的，你讀的是什么書?
"I don’t know，”the litter girl answered.
女兒回答道:“我不知道。”
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud，so you must know.”
“你不知道?你不是在朗讀嗎?你應該知道的。”
"I was reading aloud，mummy，but I wasn't listening,”explained the child.
女兒解釋說:“我是在朗讀，可我沒有聽。”
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