網友惡搞：奧巴馬給“鳳姐”的回信，損得絕對深刻(雙語)
小編：近日，征婚女鳳姐躥紅網絡，關于鳳姐的報道也紛至沓來。25歲女孩羅玉鳳身高1米46，自稱9歲博覽群書，號稱“前后300年無人超越”、“非清華北大生不嫁，各種雷言囧語層出不窮，并自曝奧巴馬是自己的心儀對象，并大言不慚的說“要嫁就嫁奧巴馬”，于是網上這封信就流傳開了。果然是“長江后浪推前浪，前浪死在沙灘上”啊。芙蓉姐姐的時代早已畫上了句號，鳳姐又開辟出“雷人時代新紀元”。hello, earlier yesterday, i received a national security agency, the safety briefing was given to me, content to claim that i was in mainland china as its mate object, which i told my staff were extremely shocked by the u.s. national emergency investigation by security agents, the agents group out of consideration for my personal safety and hope i can make written comments on this as soon as possible, so, i am very careful decided to bring to this letter to you, i hope you refrain from making any further moves order not to affect sino-us relations as well as the people of the world security and stability.she has, although i do not know you personally, but according to hillary clinton reported that she most admired about you, she stressed, your courage and vision of no less than the u.s. anti-missile strategic plan, your looks completely beyond the human the imagination, even the movie "affan up," director cameron had once said that although the film is fictional, but when i see you, he would like to see the real people in the pandora. he even worried that you would bring a lawsuit against his film characters violation of the right of your portrait. in this regard, i have to pay high tribute to you personally.as you can see, i already have their own married, i am sorry, i can not satisfy your desire to marry. not only that, your vision and wisdom is my behind in the dust. because you have said, after 600 years, no one can beat you, if i were with you, i am worried that you would i sell go to africa as a miner, and then sold to the united states osama bin laden. maybe your mind can be completely spike einstein's "theory of relativity", but i hope you do not use your mouth to eat, he invented the light bulb, because of this, edison would be very unhappy.of course, you have a rich cultural heritage is only piece of a jigsaw, i can not fully grasp, because you read books on the american people over the centuries unheard of, and you to be proud posture of standing in triumph the forefront of social development, leading the world's cultural trend-driven the trend of social and cultural undertakings, and even i have strange enough, and you are far apart. therefore, in order to better serve the american people to improve the status quo of american society bear, i decided to all members of congress issued "soulmates" and the "story" so that their efforts to learn the essence and meaning of them as soon as possible to lead the american people out of economic crisis predicament.finally, on behalf of all the peoples of the united states in advance i wish you a happy new year, i hope you find true love at an early date, thus breaking the human right to define the limits of mental endurance.
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