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        A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individual in the grounds , with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavoring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.

        "His was a sad case," said the attendant. "Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man."

        "Terrible", said a visitor.

        Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

        "That's the other man,” said the attendant.

        一群游客被領著參觀一所瘋人院。他們在庭院中遇見一個人野蠻的眼神,頭發蓬亂,狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅,把它們裝在他的口袋里。“他是一個可悲的人,”服務員說。”在他當兵打仗的妻子拋棄了他和另一個男人私奔了。”“可怕的”,一個游客說。不久他們來到一另個房間,可以聽到里面一個狂暴的人的喊聲。“這就是那另一個男人,”服務員說。

               

                                

            


           

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