Luggage

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in t " /> 亚洲视频一起,蜜臀av一区,亚洲欧美日韩国产

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        Luggage

        A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.'Do you always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed.
        'No more,'the man said.'Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!'

        行李

        一個(gè)商人拖著他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大號旅行袋登上飛機(jī),真夠費(fèi)勁的。 在一位機(jī)務(wù)乘員的幫助下, 他終于設(shè)法將旅行袋進(jìn)了頭頂上的行李箱。“您總是攜帶這么重的行李?”她嘆息道。
        “再也不會了,”那人說道,“下次,我待在旅行袋內(nèi),我的同伴買票!”

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