英語笑話笑死人不償命24: 好投入啊 （雙語)
True Dedication
好投入啊！
Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried.
福特斯克太太越來越擔(dān)心，
Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home.
因?yàn)樗壬辉绯鋈ゴ蚋郀柗蚯颍较挛缛狞c(diǎn)都還沒回家，
Evening came and Mr.Fortesque still hadn't returned.
甚至到傍晚也還不見人影。
The lady was just about to call the police when she heard her husband's car pulling into the drive way,
福特斯克太太正要打電話報(bào)警就聽到她先生開車回來了。
Rushing outside, she told her husband, "Darling, I was so worried about you. What kept you?"
她沖出門外，向她先生說道："親愛的，我一整天都在擔(dān)心你，是什么事把你耽擱了？"
"Charlie had a heart attack on the fourth hole."
“查理在第四洞時(shí)心臟病發(fā)作。”
"Oh, my goodness, that's terrible!"
“喔，天哪，真可怕！”
"You're telling me! All day long it was shoot the ball, drag Charlie, shoot the ball, drag Charlie . . . . "
“那還用你說嗎！-整天我都一邊打球，一邊拉查理，一會(huì)兒打球，一會(huì)兒拖查理，……
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