雙語笑話 我贏了 92 條金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom.
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them...
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗萊德：你想在哪兒養它們？
斯丹：養在浴室。
弗萊德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦？
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛……
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