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        你到底是怎么聽懂他說話的

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        While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

        "Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."

        "He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly.

        A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

        "I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
        在一家飯館吃飯的時(shí)候,我四歲的兒子嘴里塞滿了還說話,我數(shù)落了他一通。
        “妙免班別釀。”這就是我聽到他說的話。
        “德魯,”我訓(xùn)他,“你說的一個(gè)字都沒人能聽懂。”
        “他說他要點(diǎn)蕃茄醬。”我先生淡定地說。
        坐邊上的一個(gè)女的湊過來問:“你到底是怎么聽懂他說話的?”
        “我是牙醫(yī)。”我先生說出了原因。

          

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