英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：I am acting like a lady（雙語）
英語幽默小故事：i am acting like a lady 我要表現得像一位女士
one day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. a dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.
一天，一家百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給他的太太挑選一件女裝。但是，沒過多久，他就發現自己已被瘋狂的女人們撞得踉踉蹌蹌。
he stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.
他竭力地忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮舞雙臂，擠過人群。
"you there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "can't you act like a gentleman?"
“你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現得像一位紳士嗎？”
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