賴世雄讀英語笑話學英語之婚姻笑話(1)：免驚啦！(雙語)
Unit 1 No Worries 免驚啦！
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, “Mommy, Mommy, can I swimming?”
在游泳池旁，一個小孩問他媽媽“，媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳？”
“Certainly not, darling. The water’s much too deep.”
“親愛的，當然不可以，水太深了。”
“But Daddy’s swimming, Mommy.”
“可是爸爸不是在游泳嗎？媽咪！”
“Your daddy’s insured, sweetheart.”
“你爸爸有保險啊，甜心。”
英語知識點解說：
1.swimming pool n. 游泳池
swimming suit/bathing suit 女性游泳衣
swimming trunks 男性游泳褲
a pair of swimming trunks 一條泳褲
2.insure vt. 投保
insurance n. 保險
insure sth against... 為某物……投保險
例：You should have your house insured against fire.
（你應該將你的房子?；痣U。）
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