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        趣味圖片英語笑話:defibrillator除顫器(雙語)

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        And sorry that I spoke for so long about the Etruscan agricultural techniques ...

        很抱歉我說了這么長時間的的伊特魯里亞農(nóng)業(yè)技術(shù)……

        After John realized how boring a person he was, he never went anywhere without a defibrillator

        當約翰意識到他是多么無聊的一個人之后,他去任何地方都帶著一個除顫器

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