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        英語笑話:好消息和壞消息(婚姻版)

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            導語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

           "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

           "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"

           "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

           "And the bad news?"

           "After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

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