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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精選04:Creative創(chuàng)造性(英漢雙語笑話)

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        4.Creative

        4.創(chuàng)造性

        Applying for my first job,I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training,I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

        在一次求職時(shí),我意識(shí)到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時(shí),得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問及我是否受過其他的倍訓(xùn)時(shí),我老實(shí)地回答說我花了三年時(shí)間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。

        I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

        我沒有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。

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