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        趣味圖片英語笑話:GPS(雙語)

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        Your wife needs time off from the marriage ... Let her go to zumba and flirt with the muscular, dark-skinned instructor ...

        你的妻子需要時間從婚姻中解脫……讓她去尊巴和肌肉發(fā)達,皮膚黝黑的教練調情

        And you should do the dishes more often and spice your sex life up with dirty talk, example:" You filthy whore, I want to bone you all night!'' ...

        你應該經常洗碗和聽骯臟的談話,你的性生活的例如:“你骯臟的妓女,我想整你整夜 !“…

        GPS guides to a better relationship

        GPS指南更好的關系

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