爆笑英語幽默笑話精78.Subjects For A Date約會的話題（英漢雙語笑話）
78.Subjects For A Date
78.約會的話題
A boy is about to go on his first date，and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
一個男到匕第一次赴約會，他很緊張，不知道談些什么，就去請教他的父親。
The father replies，“My son，there are three subjects that always work. These are food，family，and philosophy.”
父親回答:“孩子，有三個話題一向百試不爽、萬用萬靈，那就是食物、家人和哲學。”
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them，they stare at each other for a long time，as the boy's nervousness builds.
男孩兒去赴約了，他們進了一家冷飲店，喝著冰激凌蘇打水。兩個人大眼瞪小眼地看著對方，男到匕越發緊張了。
He remembers his father's advice，and chooses the first topic.
他想起了父親的建議，選擇了第一個話題。
He asks the girl，“Do you like spinach?”She says“No"，and the silence returns.
他問女孩兒:“你喜歡吃菠菜嗎?”女到七說不喜歡。兩人又歸于沉默。
After a few more uncomfortable minutes，the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the Iist.He asks，"Do yow have a brother?”Again，the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
煎熬的幾分鐘后，男孩兒想起了父親的建議，轉向第二個話題。他問:“你有兄弟嗎?”女孩兒說“沒有”。又是沉默。
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question，“If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”
男孩兒使出了殺手銅。他想起父親的建議，問了女孩下面這個問題:“如果你有了兄弟，他會喜歡吃菠菜嗎?”
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