英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： Patient and his doctor 病人和他的大夫（中英雙語）
141. Patient and his doctor
141.病人和他的大夫
A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house，doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, fine. If not，maybe next time.”
一位婦女總是抱怨其丈夫在家里轉來轉去，無所事是，為了使老婆高興，他找到了精神病學專家。“你就躺在沙發上，我們來談談。”精神病醫生告訴他:“如呆你想起什么就說，沒有的話，下次再講也行。”
The guy got himself comfortable and fell fast asleep. At the end of the hour，the doctor woke hirn up and said，"That will be all for today—$100，please. "The patient paid and left.
這位男士舒適地躺在沙發上，很快就入睡了。到了一小時，大夫喚醒了他說:“今天就到這兒吧，請交100元。”病人付了錢之后就走了，從此，那個人每周三、四來就診。每次，他總是一句話也不說，光是睡覺，而且每次都付錢。第三周，病人來后坐下，然后又跳了起來。
The man came back every Tuesday and Thursday after that. Each time，he fell asleep without saying a word，but paid the fee. The third week, the patient came in，sat down and then jumped right up again."Aha,"， marveled the doctor. "Have you thought of something to say?"
“啊哈！”大夫驚喜道，“你想出要說的話了嗎?”
"Yes，do you need a partner ?"
“是的，你需要一個助手嗎?”
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