我想讓鄰居看到我沒有打老婆。
"Why do you go on the balcony when I sing? Don't you like to hear me?"
"It isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife."
“你為什么要到陽臺去當我唱歌的時候？你不想聽我唱歌，啊？”“不是的。我想讓鄰居看到我沒有打老婆。”
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