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          A Drunkard

          A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,“What are you doing with the pig?”

          The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

          “I was talking to the duck,not to you,”the drunkard replied.

          酒鬼

          在酒吧間,有一個酒鬼看見一個人腋下夾著一只鴨子走了進來,便問:“你和豬在一起干什么?”

          新進來的人說是鴨子,而不是豬。

          “我在和鴨子說話,不是和你說話。”酒鬼回答說。

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