英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Straight forward 直接了當（中英雙語）
43.Straight forward
43.直接了當
"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantages—there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這座房子，”房產商說道:“既有優點，也有缺點。為了證明我的坦誠，我想告訴您它的缺點——在南邊一個街區的地方有個化工廠，在北邊一個街區的地方有個屠宰廠。”
" What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的優點是什么呢?"買主問。
"The good thing about it，"said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“這好處嗎?"房產商說:“是你隨時可以測定風向。”
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