英語笑話：爸爸在哪里
Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus.
姐妹倆在看一本宗教畫冊時，剛好看到一幅圣母瑪利亞和圣嬰耶穌的圖畫。
"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."
姐姐說：“瞧，這是耶穌，這是他的媽媽。”
"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.
“他的爸爸在哪里？”妹妹想知道。
Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."
姐姐想了一會兒，解釋道：“噢，他正在拍照。”英語 笑話 幽默
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