初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話14：你知道我是誰嗎?（中英）
5.Do You Know Who I Am?
你知道我是誰嗎?
It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
這是一所大學的生物課期末考試。考試旨在淘汰部分學生。考試時間為兩小時。分發試題冊后，教授對學生們說，兩小時結束后任何沒交的試題冊他都不再接收，沒交的學生一律不及格。考試開始后半小時，個學生匆匆跑了進來，向教授要試題冊。
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
“你沒有時間答完試題的，”教授一邊把試題冊遞給學生，一邊諷刺地說。
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
“不，我有，”學生回答。然后他坐下來開始答題兩小時后，教授要求交卷，學生們把試卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名遲到的學生還繼續寫著。一小時后，學生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁準備下一節課。學生試圖把試卷放在桌上的一堆試題冊上。
"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there
“我不會接收的。太晚了。”
"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
學生看上去將信將疑，有些生氣。
The student looked incredulous and angry.
“你知道我是誰嗎?”
"Do you know who I am?"
“不，說實話，我不知道，”教授回答說，言語中帶著嘲諷的語氣。
"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
“你知道我是誰嗎?”學生又問，聲音更響亮了。
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露優越的神色。
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
“那就好，”學生說著快速地拿起一疊試卷，把他的塞到中間，然后走出了教室。
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
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