General Patton
Our daughter was being interviewed for a supervisory position. When asked if she had ever worked in such a capacity before， she answered， “No， but at home I have four boys and they call me General Patton.”
She got the job.
我們的女兒想謀求一個主管職務(wù)，正在接受面試。對方問她以前是否干過這種工作時，她回答：“沒有，可我家有四個男孩，他們都叫我巴頓將軍。”
她得到了這份工作。
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