律師
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律師
一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對那一個評論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么是你一位律師？". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個無賴" 。
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