錢與朋友
MONEY AND FRIENDS
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
錢和朋友
甲:你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要?
乙:當(dāng)然是朋友。
甲:為什么?
乙:我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。
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