所以我給了他整個字母表
There was a little girl who was praying in her bedroom. When her grandfather passed by, he tried to listen while she was praying. But all he heard was "A, B, C, D, E, F..." through the whole alphabet. The girl recited it over and over again so the grandfather said, "Hey kid, what are you doing?" The granddaughter said, "I'm praying." So he said, "What kind of prayer is that?" And the girl said, "Well, I tried to pray to God, but I don't know what to say to Him. So I gave Him the whole alphabet, and He can put it together Himself."
有一個小女孩在她的臥室里祈禱。當她的祖父經過，他試著聽她禱告。但他所聽到的是“A，B，C，D，E，F ..”貫穿整個字母表。女孩背誦了一遍又一遍，爺爺說，“嘿，孩子，你在做什么？”孫女說，“我祈禱。”他說，“那是什么樣的祈禱嗎？”和女孩說，“嗯，我想向上帝祈禱，但我不知道該對他說什么。所以我給了他整個字母表，可以和他一起把它自己。”！
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