那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事154：兩磅李子
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Two pounds plums
兩磅李子
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
母親：我讓小孩來買兩磅李子，可你只給了他一磅半。
Shopkeeper My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy ?
店主：太太，我們的秤準確無誤。您秤過您的兒子了嗎
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