所以她很快就答應嫁給我了
There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"
And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"
有一個75歲多的百萬富翁剛娶了一個18歲的金發美女。于是他的朋友問他，“你是怎么讓一個18歲的女孩嫁給你，當你75？”和老人回答說，“我告訴她我是99，所以她很快就答應嫁給我了！”
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