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          She Didn“t Say Anything

          A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

          The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。

          “How do you know?” asked her father.

          “She didn”t say anything.“

          I Have Turned It Over

          A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It”s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?“

          The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don”t think it“s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

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