英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇01：我為媽媽煮了一杯茶(雙語閱讀)
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英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇01：我為媽媽煮了一杯茶(雙語閱讀)
Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.
不知道你注意到沒有，孩子們有時想幫你的忙，但卻讓你的生活更加復雜。下面是一位患病的母親，她可愛的女兒想好好照顧她的故事。
A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you
媽媽，讓我把枕頭給你抖松。
B:OK.
好吧。
A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.
媽媽，這是本雜志，你可以看看它。
B:OK.Thank you!
好吧。謝謝你。
A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.
媽媽，我為你煮了一杯茶，給你。
B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.
（喝茶）真是好女兒，我不知道休還會煮茶。
A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.
哦，是的，我像你那樣把茶葉放在水中，煮開，然后我把它過濾到水杯里。但是我找不到過濾器，我就用了蒼蠅拍。
B:You what?
你用了什么？
A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one．
哦，別擔心，媽媽。我沒用新的蒼蠅拍，我用的是舊的。
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