成功法則
young doctor： Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my
shingle, can you give me some rules for success？
Father： Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your
bills very plainly.
年輕的醫(yī)生：哦，爸，現(xiàn)在我都掛牌開診了，你能給我些成功法則嗎？
父親：總是把藥方寫的難以辨認，而帳單卻清清楚楚。
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