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• 日常英語十六條(爆笑)

  　　1．we two who and who？　　咱倆誰跟誰阿　　2．how are you？how old are you？　　怎么是你,怎么老是你？　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you　　你不鳥我,我也不鳥你　　4．you have seed I will give you some c...

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• Doctors Joke (20)

  　　Doctor：What‘s wrong with your bother？　　Boy：He thinks he is a chicken.　　Doctor：really？How long has this been going on？　　Boy：Five years.　　Doctor：Five years！　　Boy：We would have brought him in ea...

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  醫生給病人診斷后的建議--雙語幽默漫畫

  "Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a few staples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and the letter Q from a computer keyboard.Stop eating lunch at your desk."你的X光透視顯示有3個橡皮筋，少...

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• Marriage Joke(27)

  　　There was a rich man who was approached by a poor beggar asking for food. The rich man asked，“Do you smoke？I could give you some cigarettes.”　　The beggar responded，“No，I don‘t. I am just hun...

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  趣味圖片英語笑話：boring lives 生活無聊（雙語）

  We have this model here, which comes with an exciting array of skeletons ...我們這里有這個模型,它提供了一個激動人心的骨架……People who have lived boring lives, buying a closet生...

  2018-11-06 英語笑話
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  加菲貓愛打盹-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫

  garfield:some people have anxiety attacks.some people have gas attacks.加菲貓：一些人變得很焦慮，一些人變得很生氣。garfield:i have nap attacks.加菲貓：我有打盹的毛病。garfield:(zzzzz)加菲貓：睡覺發出...

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• 狗比老婆好的理由

  WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES　　Dogs don't cry.　　Dogs love it when your friends come over.　　Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.　　Dogs think you sing great.　　A dog's time in the bat...

  2018-12-05 英語笑話

• 他偷偷安排了個朋友給他打電話

  After being with her all evening, a man couldn't take another minute with the blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged a friend to call him on the phone so he would have...

  2018-11-26 英語笑話
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  看笑話學英語24:Good Choice選得真不錯

  聽笑話學英語24:Good Choice 選得真不錯一天，兩個工程系的學生在校園里碰面了。一個大聲地招呼另一個：“嗨！這單車真棒！你在哪弄到的？” “哦”另一個回答，“有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一個年輕漂亮的姑娘騎著這...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話

• 一個男的來到我的理發店

  Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut."Eight dollars," I answered."And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into th...

  2018-11-27 英語笑話