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        Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut.

        "Eight dollars," I answered.

        "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

        最近,一個男的來到我的理發店,問剪一個頭要多少錢。


        “八美元,”我回答。


        “和刮胡子呢?“5美元。“好吧,”他說,冷意了一下坐到到理發師的椅子。說“給我刮刮頭吧。”

               

                                

            

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