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        《美國偶像》評委損人語錄 很黑很搞笑

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        1. it sounded like cats jumping off the empire state building.

        聽上去像一只貓從帝國大廈上跳下來

        2. i’m going to reach out with a hook if you don’t shut up.

        如果你再不閉嘴我就向里面甩個魚鉤

        3. if you had lived 2,ooo years ago and are sing like that ,i think they would have stored you.

        如果你生活在2000年前,唱成這樣,人們會向你扔石頭

        4. you have just invented a new form of torture

        你發明了一種折磨人的新手段  

        5. there is only too much punishment a human can take . i can not take it anymore.

        人們能承受的懲罰是有限的,我再也無法忍受了

        6. it is a beautiful song when you’re not singing it

        你不唱它的時候它是首好歌

        7. you are like a little hamster trying to be a tiger

        你就像一只想做大老虎的小倉鼠

        8. i think you looked as if you were half-asleep through the song

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