英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Horse or house 賣馬還是賣房子（中英雙語）
35.Horse or house
35.賣馬還是賣房子?
My friend Janet，a real-estate agent，was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farm house with a hand-lettered"For Sale"sign out frout.
我朋友珍妮足房地產(chǎn)商人。一次約她的新雇員開車兜風(fēng)時看到一個非常精美別致的小農(nóng)場.農(nóng)場的告示牌上寫著幾個手寫字體:“拍賣！"
After introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, Janet cruised from room to room，opening closets and cupboards，testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little paint there"would help. Pleased with her assertiveness，Janet was hopeful that he would offer her the listing.
珍妮簡單地向吃驚的農(nóng)場主做了自我介紹后，隨即開始在各個房問“鑒定”。打開廚柜和衣廚，試試水龍頭，而且還比劃著:“這兒應(yīng)安個燈，那兒應(yīng)上點漆就更好了.”她對自己的“鑒定”感到十分滿意.珍妮想房主該給房子出價了。
" Ma'am，" the man said，”I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all，but I think you read my sign wrong.It says，"Horse For Sale."
“太太，”房主說:“我很感激您對我家布置裝璜方面的指點。但我想您一定是搞錯了，我的告示牌上寫的走“拍賣馬”。
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