from America 它們是從美國帶來的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位中國老太太去美國看望女兒回來不久,到一家市銀行存女兒給她的美元。在銀行柜臺,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假。 這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最后她實在忍不住說:“相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票。這些都是真正的美元,它們都是直接從美國帶來的。”
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