幽默：讓別人高興
a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"please, teacher,"said a small boy,"i've make someone glad yesterday."
"well done. who was that?"
"my granny."
"good boy. now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, 'granny, i'm going home,' and she said, 'well, i'm glad'!"
一個主日學校校(基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？”
“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。”
“做得好，是誰呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”
“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興！’”
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