三位有名的外科醫生--雙語幽默笑話
three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹噓，炫耀） their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist（小提琴家） ." "that's nothing," said another. "a guy came to me who had his legs cut off. i stitched（縫紉，裝訂） them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術，“一個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”“這算不了什么，”另一個說，“一個家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”
"i can top both of you," said the third. "one day i came on the scene of a terrible accident. there was nothing left but a horse's posterior（后部，臀部） - and a pair of glasses. today that man is seated in united states senate."
“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍，除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院里。”
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