Fishing license
Two boys were fishing at a pond. All of a sudden, the game warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and ran quickly into the woods. The game warden ran after him. After about a half mile, the boy stopped, breathing heavily. The game warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see your fishing license, boy!" the warden said. With that, the boy gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the game warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the boy. "But my friend back there, well, he doesn't have one."
兩個男孩在一個池塘邊釣魚。突然，看守人從灌木叢中跳了出來。一個男孩立刻扔下釣竿，飛快地跑進(jìn)樹林中。看守人緊追不舍。大概跑到一英里外，男孩停下來，大口大口的喘著氣。看守人終于趕上了他：“孩子，把你的釣魚證拿來！”男孩給了看守人一個有效的釣魚證。看守人說到：“孩子，你可真夠蠢的，你有有效的釣魚證，干嘛還要跑？”男孩說到：“我是有啊，可是留在那兒的我的朋友，他可沒有。”
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