你知道你那樣撒謊會(huì)去哪兒?jiǎn)幔?/h1>
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After voting on Election Day, I stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for the man ahead of me, the customer joked, "Do you guarantee there don't have any calories?"
Straight-faced, the clerk responsed, "Absolutely no calories."
"You know where you'll go if you lie like this?" the man teased.
"Yes," said the cashier. "To Congress."
選舉日投票之后，我在一家面包店前停了下來(lái)。當(dāng)收款員為排在我前面的人包起桂皮卷和炸面圈時(shí)，那名顧客開(kāi)玩笑道：“你敢肯定這些東西不含任何卡路里？”
那名職員板著面孔回答說(shuō)：“絕對(duì)沒(méi)有卡路里。”
“你知道你那樣撒謊會(huì)去哪兒?jiǎn)幔俊蹦侨巳⌒Φ馈?/p>
“知道，”收款員說(shuō)道，“去國(guó)會(huì)。”
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After voting on Election Day, I stopped at a bakery. As the cashier rang up some cinnamon rolls and doughnuts for the man ahead of me, the customer joked, "Do you guarantee there don't have any calories?"
Straight-faced, the clerk responsed, "Absolutely no calories."
"You know where you'll go if you lie like this?" the man teased.
"Yes," said the cashier. "To Congress."
選舉日投票之后，我在一家面包店前停了下來(lái)。當(dāng)收款員為排在我前面的人包起桂皮卷和炸面圈時(shí)，那名顧客開(kāi)玩笑道：“你敢肯定這些東西不含任何卡路里？”
那名職員板著面孔回答說(shuō)：“絕對(duì)沒(méi)有卡路里。”
“你知道你那樣撒謊會(huì)去哪兒?jiǎn)幔俊蹦侨巳⌒Φ馈?/p>
“知道，”收款員說(shuō)道，“去國(guó)會(huì)。”
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