我從大學(xué)畢業(yè)了。
Customers often share personal experiences while they are shopping at my sister's horse-tack and riding-apparel store. Not surprisingly, safety is a primary concern when choosing equipment. Once, when I was helping out on the sales staff, a woman looking at head gear insisted on the best available.
"I've spent well over $100,000 on my brain and need to take good care of it," she said.
Alarmed, I asked, "Did you have a head injury?"
"No," she replied. "I graduated from college."
顧客們?cè)谖医憬愕鸟R食和騎馬服商店里買東西時(shí)，經(jīng)常彼此交流個(gè)人經(jīng)驗(yàn)。毫不奇怪，安全是在購買裝備時(shí)考慮的一個(gè)主要因素。一次，當(dāng)我在銷售處幫忙時(shí)，一名挑頭盔的婦女堅(jiān)持要買最好的一種。
“我已經(jīng)在我的腦袋上花了遠(yuǎn)不止十萬美元，需要好好保護(hù)它，”她說。
我吃了一驚，問道：“你的頭受過傷嗎？”
“沒有，”她說，“我從大學(xué)畢業(yè)了。”
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