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Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.
"Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw."
"I'm sorry, sir," the waiter replied. "but sometimes the lobsters fight in the tank."
"In that case," the diner said, "bring me the winner."
一次，一位客人進(jìn)入餐館，他點(diǎn)了一只兩磅重的龍蝦。 “服務(wù)員，”他指著端上來(lái)的龍蝦說(shuō)，“這只龍蝦為什么只有一只爪？” “對(duì)不起，先生，”服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)，“因?yàn)辇埼r有時(shí)會(huì)在水槽里打架。”“噢，如果是這樣的話，”顧客說(shuō)，“請(qǐng)把打贏的那只給 我拿來(lái)吧。”
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