沒留神把一推車玉米給弄翻了
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up." "That's mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon."
有個農村半大小子像是沒留神把一推車玉米給弄翻了，住附近的一村民聽見了動靜。
“嘿，威利斯！”村民叫他，“甭愁這事了，進我家歇會兒，完了我幫你把車支好。”“那太好了，”威利斯說，“可我覺得我爸不愿意我這么干。”“得哩，進來吧。”村民一勁兒勸。“那好吧，”男孩最后答應了，跟著又來一句，“不過我爸會不高興的。”
美美地撮了一頓后，威利斯謝過了主人說：“現在我感覺好多了，可我知道我爸真會生氣的。”“別傻了，”鄰居笑著說，“咱就說，他人在哪兒呢？”“壓推車下邊呢。”
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