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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精50:A Girl's Wish一個小姑娘的希望(英漢雙語笑話)

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        50. A Girl's Wish

        50. 一個小姑娘的希望

        On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.
         

        看完芭蕾舞表演,幼兒園的老師在回家的路上問她班里的孩子們感覺怎么樣。班里最小的一個女孩說,她希望演員們個子再高點就好了,這樣就不用蹈著腳跳了。
         

         

         

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