知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇24：Every Mother's Child Is Handsome 孩子是自己的好（中英+）
Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee.
三個信奉天主教的婦女和一個猶太老婦人在一起喝咖啡。
The first Catholic woman tells her friends,"My son is a priest.When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
第一個婦女對她的朋友們說，“我兒子是一個牧師。每當他走進房間，人們總是稱呼他神父”。
The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop.Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".
第二個婦女唧唧喳喳地說：“我的兒子是一名主教。每當他走進房間時，人們都尊稱他大人”。
The third woman says, "My son is a cardinal.Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".
第三個婦女說：“我的兒子是一名紅衣主教。每當他走進房間時，人們都恭敬地稱他閣下”。
As the old little Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence,the first three give her a subtle "Well...?"look.
這時那位身材瘦小的猶太老婦人默默地喝著她的咖啡，那三個婦女一起用微妙的眼神看著她，
So she says: "My son is 6'5; he has broad,square shoulders and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome.
意思是：“你兒子呢？” 于是她說，“我兒子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀寬闊，肌肉發達，他長得非常英俊。
He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful.Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God!'
他的頭發很漂亮，衣著講究，而且身上總是散發著一股令人心曠神怡的芳香。每當他走進房間時，女人們都會說，“哦，我的上帝呀！”
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