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        "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."   "Twenty dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged on ly four dollars for such work!" "Yes." replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

        如此計算 “對不起,夫人,為您的孩子拔牙,我們要收取20美元。”   “20美元!為什么?不是說只要4美元嗎?”  “是的,”牙醫回答說:“但是這孩子大喊大叫,把另外4個病人嚇跑了。”

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